On the first day..God created man..he watched the men as they scratched themselves with nothing to do..and God looked at his creation and thought "This isn't bad."
On the second day..God created television..he watched the men in awe of the big new box as they were fumbling over the handheld remote..and God looked at his creation and thought "This is okay."
On the third day..God created ESPN..he watched as the men became completely mesmerized by the tv screen as they watched football and baseball for hours on end..and God looked at his creation and thought "This is good."
On the fourth day..God created a home computer and he gave the men Yahoo Sports and ESPN online..he watched as the men searched for sports news and kept up with their favorite players..and God looked at his creation and thought "This is pretty good."
On the fifth day..God created Play Station and Nintendo and gave the men Madden games..he watched as the men took turns playing virtual ballgames and yell at the screen.. and God looked at his creation and thought "This is very good."
On the sixth day..God created a Fantasy Sports League..he watched the men become managers, create fantasy teams, check stats, make trades and have fun..and God looked at his creation and thought "This is really good."
On the seventh day..God created woman..he watched her make a snack, log into the computer, create a team for her fantasy league, scratch her butt, park it on the couch, watch a football game on the tube and blow all the men out of the water with her sports knowledge .. and God looked at his creation and thought "Now THIS is awesome!" (step aside men)
On the second day..God created television..he watched the men in awe of the big new box as they were fumbling over the handheld remote..and God looked at his creation and thought "This is okay."
On the third day..God created ESPN..he watched as the men became completely mesmerized by the tv screen as they watched football and baseball for hours on end..and God looked at his creation and thought "This is good."
On the fourth day..God created a home computer and he gave the men Yahoo Sports and ESPN online..he watched as the men searched for sports news and kept up with their favorite players..and God looked at his creation and thought "This is pretty good."
On the fifth day..God created Play Station and Nintendo and gave the men Madden games..he watched as the men took turns playing virtual ballgames and yell at the screen.. and God looked at his creation and thought "This is very good."
On the sixth day..God created a Fantasy Sports League..he watched the men become managers, create fantasy teams, check stats, make trades and have fun..and God looked at his creation and thought "This is really good."
On the seventh day..God created woman..he watched her make a snack, log into the computer, create a team for her fantasy league, scratch her butt, park it on the couch, watch a football game on the tube and blow all the men out of the water with her sports knowledge .. and God looked at his creation and thought "Now THIS is awesome!" (step aside men)
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